I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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