is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
her vagine was all disorganized.
I have demons in me.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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