He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
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