i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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