Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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