am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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