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guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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