FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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