How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Randomize
