fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize