This show inspires me to have sex in space
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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