Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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