I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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