Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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