I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i think i have herpe
just one?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
it glows. i had to have it.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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