Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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