this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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