you win again, gameday.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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