are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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