True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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