just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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