scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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