just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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