Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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