I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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