Do vagina's smell?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
God, I missed his penis.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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