Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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