Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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