have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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