Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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