Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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