you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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