oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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