yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Randomize
