have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
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