Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
