he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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