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Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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