So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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