I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I'm really busy with my period
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