she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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