it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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