Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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