i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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