If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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