Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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