the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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