If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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