when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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