You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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