She said her name was "party"
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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