so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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