Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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