I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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