sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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