dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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